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3ridan:

rewolf:

3ridan:

stay out of my lana del way

what the fuck did u just lana del say

get off my lana del fucking post

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"LOOK AT THE DOG"

- me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation  (via seedy)

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ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

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virginsacrificer:

teacher: alright class thats all for today goodb

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geekyandpointless:

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

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lsosceles:

*sexts in mla format*

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