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whoredinaryboy:

theangelstakemysanity:

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 iam-eimaj:

this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.

WTF

what happens if someone falls in

then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend

can i fuck it

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shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(via greetings)

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4thofjulys:

"Americans are being so annoy-"

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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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whoredinarygirl:

even when I think I’m done, I’m not even close

(via thetowndrugdealer)

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  • Girl: you're like a brother to me
  • Me: ...
  • Me: so u into incest
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snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

(via cumfort)

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jfef:

if someone from the internet wants to meet me cool alright im down but i just hope they’re not expecting much cause im even uglier in person

(via cumfort)

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